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Typhoid Mary

Typhoid Mary

Skate Name: Typhoid Mary

Number:09 F9 11

Position: Wannabe Jammer

Your Story:
Birthed from the dirty bowels of the Internet, Typhoid had to grudgingly admit that when she found the Blitz Dames it was possible there was actually a good side to going out and braving sunlight exposure to her pasty nerd-skin. Swapping C# for power blocking and lolcats for rink rash, she's the newest blue-haired geek to strap on a pair of skates with the Dames and she's here to stay! Watch this space, as she may soon be taking a byte out of your team's jammer...

Likes:
Open Source! Skates. Bruises. Tattoos. φ. SID chips. Coaxial connectors. Classic FM. Immunology.



Dislikes:
Windows. Social networking sites. BSOD. Stinky pads. Radio 1. Dying before savepoints.

Memorable Derby Moment:
My very first practice with the Dames!