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Lornatik

Lornatik

Skate Name: Lornatik

Number: 83

Position: Here, there and everywhere

Your Story:
In the beer garden of the top Blitz Dames sponsor Subside, Bee Sting introduced Kiki Kasplat and I to the world of Roller Derby. "That's the kind of ass we need!" The silver tongued Sting won us both over with tales of rough skating and wild parties in the growing all female sport of Roller Derby. Too close to Christmas to get involved, January came round fast and so did the start of practice.

Likes:
Cheese, jelly, sparkly lights and shiny things and turkeys in wellington boots.

Dislikes:
Bluetooth headsets, people that reply to all.

Memorable Derby Moment:
All of the bout afterparties