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Cyndi Vortex

Cyndi Vortex

Skate Name: Cyndi Vortex

Number:3.16

Position: Wannabe Blocker

Your Story:
Cyndi Vortex was the smartest and smallest girl in school so had to develop a smart mouth and a tough attitude to protect herself. After university she spent years building a powerful body to contain her energy, and is now an unstoppable ass-whooping machine powered by a super-computer. Remember, Vortex 3.16 says “I just whooped your ass!”

Likes:
Lifting weights, building muscles, eating cake (usually in that order). Rollerskating, wrestling and reading (once a brainiac, always a brainiac).

Dislikes:
Too many to mention! Seriously… don’t get me started.

Memorable Derby Moment:
Turning up at my first practice and feeling the derby love from the get-go. Closely followed by skating 20 laps in 5 mins 06 secs on my first attempt - I knew I built those legs for a reason!